Wow! Oh wow!! My son walks in on me this morning as I’m changing, and he says, “Mommy you don’t have a pee-pee”. I say I do have a pee-pee, but girls just have different pee-pees than boys. So he literally pulls his pants down, whips his out and says, “Mom you don’t have this?!” I’m dying here…this is the part of parenthood where I really have no idea what I’m doing.
I don’t know at this point if I’m doing this whole thing right. He’s asked about how babies come out of mommies and how they get in there. I tell him, “God” put the baby in mommy and a doctor gets the baby out. He’s been happy with that answer for now…but these days I keep trying to get him out of the bathroom and instill in him some modesty and mommy’s need for privacy, but it’s really hard with a 15 month old running around that you need to keep an eye on. So private bathroom time comes sparsely.
Where’s the parenting manual for this?? My next fear, is that he’s gonna whip his thing out on the playground to some girl explaining the differences between boys and girls to her, and her mommy is going to look at me and think “What kind of parent are you!?” ACK!!
Have you had any funny parenthood moments lately?
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