13 Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t!

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I saw this on Facebook and being a Mommy Blogger, I had to share this because not only is it hilarious, It’s so funny!

Can you identify with any of these?

13Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can't.


1. Sleep with 15 pillows: If mine is too soft or two firm, there is no sleeping well for me. LOL 

2. Where nothing but underwear and shoes while grandma is over:   How about anytime, anywhere even in the back yard when it has snowed and your toddler wants to investigate what daddy is doing in the back yard. 

3. Look Cool Wearing a cape: Oh yes, I have many a cape, pirate, Darth Vader picture. 

4. Eat the same food for breakfast lunch and dinner for three weeks: Well with this one, I’d never allow it, but how about first breakfast, second breakfast, snack, then lunch, two afternoon snacks, dinner and a whaling “I’m hungry!” at bed time?

5. Demand an Audience While Pooping: Oh yes, an audience or walk in while someone else is pooping and start talking about the weather and what you want to eat for “second breakfast”.

6. Tell Strangers The Truth About Their Appearance: Yeah very embarrassing, especially at Target while the lady is checking you out. “My daddy has a mustache too!”

7. Convince people to assemble in the living room to watch you sing a song you just made up:  This is why we have to stop watching American Idol.  

8. Fit Entire Body in The bathtub: Well I can still do this. 

9. Inspire gushing praise while drawing a stick figure: And that picture better go on the fridge with all the other stick figure pictures and each time you slam the fridge door they all go all over the place and if you DARE THROUGH ANY PICTURES AWAY IT MEANS MOMMY DOESN’T LOVE ME!!! 

10. Completely fill your phone’s memory with nostril pictures in under 2 minutes. I just looked to see if I could find the latest one, but it looks like I deleted them all. 

11. Sleep sideways across someone elses bed. EVERY SING NIGHT…and then I accidentally kick him in the face and he gets all offended. 

12. Get an extra cookie from the sample lady just because your cute.  This reminds me of that one time while shopping at Safeway when the sample lady asked my husband if I could have one and he looks at her and says “why would I care?” Apparently I looked young enough to be his daughter. It was hilarious. 

13. Get Super Excited About Grocery Shopping: Oh yes, let’s get your shoes on bud, we have to make a trip to Walmart. “Walmart!! YAY!! WALMART!!” Then as you go down the condiments aisle, “MOMMMY!! KETCHUP! We have dat!! I want KETCHUP!!!!!!” 


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23 thoughts on “13 Things Your Toddler Can Do That You Can’t!

    1. LOL! Yeah and not only do they demand the audience, they barge in on you. I have a bathroom that leads to the hallway and our bedroom and I have to make sure both are locked when I go, or both kids will be in the bathroom with me. No privacy here!!

  1. These are so funny! I’ve run a registered in-home daycare for years and I can so relate on some of these!

  2. I can so related to many of these. It’s amazing how small my little guy is, yet he takes up more of the bed than I do, leaving me no room and bruised ribs from kicking me in his asleep.

    1. Yeah the kicking is bad, although I sadly have kicked my child off the bed before because I didn’t know he was laying at the bottom of it and I went to turn over and kicked him right off. I felt so horrible!!

  3. LOL. It’s a really good one! My daughter is always hungry and prefers no clothes at all! Thankfully we don’t have sleeping/bed problems, as she is sleeping in her own bed. Loves shopping too!

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